Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realized I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died. You would not believe how hard it is being waited on hand and foot and generally lounging around. I hope they bring chocolate!
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with keeping up with my favorite daytime soaps, being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a biatch to the bodyguards of the blogger I am stalking. My day seems to involve the authorities from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I run out of alcohol. I am quite the socialite. Deal with it.
I will try to remember I promised you to send a missive out on the wire, post-haste. No, really! Unless of course the pool with the cocktail bar is heated!
Wow. That's what I need to do! :D
ReplyDeleteI did it. Had to. And man, it was silly:
ReplyDeleteOh for crying out loud! I just returned from my daily swim on the beautiful Fijian beach and realised I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe how terribly tardy the Victorian internet can be. Dudes!.
I am totally exhausted with silk ropes, personal projects, just generally being an embarrassment to society in general, my day seems to involve the authorities from dawn to I run out of alcohol. I am wearing my budgie smugglers. deal with it.
I declare solemnly I will make more of an effort to blog more often until the nice men in the white coats come back. You wanna test me? Until my paycheck dawneth..
(What the hell is a "budgie smuggler?")
Great idea! I'm still giggling...
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